In which Piers starts to get worried about his absentee co-host, and reads out his private journals as a coping mechanism.

Erik remains missing this week, so Crystal Gem Wizard Piers takes this opportunity to teach magic-users all over the world some egg-stremely useful spells for day-to-day life.

In which Piers begins his walking tour series of the Podcastvspodcastland micronation with a series on our amazing local statuary.

In which Erik refuses to be Facebook friends with a coworker he finds unworthy of his attention, and Piers makes Erik very uncomfortable with his stories of editing eulogies.

In which Piers brings the topic of conversation back once again to the preferred methods for disposing of his trash body, and Erik has a tough time reading "Tom Sawyer".

In which Piers wants to revisit stuff that is bad to see if it is still bad, and Erik reminisces about that time he was stealing scenes on Sesame Street.

In which Piers appears to have a stroke of some kind, and Erik finds a new angle on the ancient art of geometry.

In which Erik has some scary animal stories, Piers has some spooky animal stories, and you the listener are absolutely chilled to the bone by what you hear.

In which Erik creates passwords but somehow does NOT broadcast them and Piers broadcasts the lives of the lonely to create a pass-age...to love.

In which Erik decides to institute world peace. Piers is not present.