In which Piers would love to talk about something he hates while Erik talks about something he hates about something he loves.

In which Piers gets HOT and BOTHERED by the idea of sexy, sultry clowns. Don't listen to this episode if you find clown fetishism uncomfortable. Piers wants to fuck a clown.

In which Piers goes back to the well once again to pitch an idea very similar to, but legally distinct from, Find the Faux Fic and Erik pitches a bullshit show about arguing that's probably very frustrating to listen to.

In which Erik turns his obsessive list making into obsessive cash making, and Piers unveils yet another of Erik's many secrets.

In which Piers whole-heartedly embraces Amazon Prime's "The Tick" on Erik's behalf, and Erik tackles the untackled problem of superhero day jobs.

In which Piers reflects on those lovely little things that make life taste so sweet, while special guests RACQUEL BELMONTE and CARLA MAH (Carmelaaah, Blind Tiger Comedy) reflect on some very serious questions about food and naming conventions.

In which Piers rediscovers his passion for fabulist fan fiction, while special guests RACQUEL BELMONTE and CARLA MAH (Carmelahhh, Blind Tiger Comedy) rediscover their respective passions for Guy Fieri and wistful glances into alternate realities.

In which Piers mines a rich vein of conversation out of nothing more than the world's largest mountains, and Erik instructs the audience on the proper pronunciation of his hilariously exotic surname.

In which Piers explains a simple signal to Erik, and Erik decides signals aren't complicated enough.

In which Erik's search for the perfect colour is handicapped by a discussion about the perfect brunch, and Piers finally resurrects Perfect Blue for another adaptation.