In which Erik gets seriously disgusting, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) becomes really tackles fake crime, and Piers reinvents a classic game show in a way that is much, much worse.

In which Erik takes on a fellow podcast-pitching podcast, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL brings out his drug-kit for party-time, and Piers gets ready to spew.

In which Piers finds the latest in fake fan fiction, Erik explores the wide wonderful world of science, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL names some transformers he just came up with.

In which our special guest - writer JOSEPH STILWELL - explains how he invented quantum teleportation, Erik creates a forum to discuss good-plain-and-simple-old-fashioned-get-her-done-style regular teleportation, and Piers daydreams about Erik as a dad.

In which a slumbering Erik dreams a dream of plagiarising several shows about dreams, while Piers makes finding movie showtimes simple, quick, and convenient.

In which Erik profiles those chickens who have made a difference throughout history, and Piers runs a Christmas shopping list past Erik.

In which Piers settles long-running feuds amongst the librarians the extremely old fashioned way, and Erik finally puts some of his mad-science projects under peer review.

In which Piers puts an end to the practice of naming children by drawing slips of paper out of a hat, and Erik is a little worried about where Piers acquires all these kids he's naming.

In which sentient AI 'Puter worries about the many sad dads out there in the world, and Erik wonders about the spirit and soul of sentient AI's.

In which Piers opens his third eye and reveals the secrets of the universe to horses everywhere, while Erik outsmarts the police by solving crimes before they occur.