In which Erik gets to the heart of things in record time, and Piers is worried about that huge unactivated magic portal in the occult section of the library.

In which Erik thinks tipping is mandatory in our society, and Piers refuses to stop arguing.

In which Piers takes the virgin-sex game to the next level, and Erik decides it's high time he rewrote the laws of physics.

In which Piers explains the difference between a tugboat and a catamaran, and Erik has some hard-hitting inquiries about hulls.

In which Piers gives Erik literally all the quiet time that he has ever wanted, and Erik stalks Piers like some kind of humongous creep.

In which Piers apologizes to Erik in a big way, and Erik tikes spiteful obstinance to a whole new level.

In which Piers uses a tugboat to pull pork, and Erik takes umbrage with Piers' shameless abuse of the plugs system.

In which Piers finds the inner strength to confess an life-shattering/earth-rending/bowel-disrupting secret to Erik, and Erik regresses back into childhood.

In which Piers solves the problem of the missing link by making one, and Erik solves the problem of short podcasts by making one that's way, way, way, way, way, way, way too long.

In which Erik finds an excuse to listen to his favourite albums all over again, and Piers let's robot assistant 'Puter take a stab at breaking through Erik's stony exterior.