In which Piers finally learns how to pronounce "neologism," and Erik learns what a "life pro-tip" is about ten years too late.

In which Piers romanticizes the simple cipher system that is wingdings, and Erik recruits a wizard with less than magical results.

In which Erik hastily enacts a plan to prevent the end of the world and gain some Twitter followers, while Piers boils you up the tastiest damn egg you'll ever eat.

In which Erik knows what a good rapper sounds like thank-you-very-much, and Piers puts an old rapper to new purpose.

In which Erik pretends to be a fancy man who has read Sun Tzu, while Piers takes your dumpy old swan and kicks it up a notch.

In which Piers fills 60 seconds of your day like an absolute champion, and Erik thinks he can improve upon a classic party game.

In which Piers wonders about thoughts, while Erik speculates about thinking.

In which Piers assembles the ultimate rap squad, while Erik packs your wallet with the fat stacks of cash you've been burning.

In which Erik gets a little too big for his britches, and Piers yet again unveils the many secrets of his mystery box.

In which Piers scoops up a jam jar of the very essence that defines us, while Erik is denied the opportunity to make a really great pitch by a low-key temper tantrum.