In which Erik really, really, REALLY tries to get a catchphrase t-shirt, and Piers really, really, REALLY tries to get Erik to change his mind about musical wunderkind 50.Grind.

In which Piers has an imperfect idea that is somehow also PERFECT, and Erik takes Etsy creators to task over $10,000 oil paintings of foxes and castles.

In which Erik borrows a little inspiration from his very favourite mushrooms, while Piers tells you which version of your fave anime is truly tenkei-tekina.

In which Piers helps a long time fan with their noise problem, and Erik takes us into the magical, high-stakes world of airplanes.

In which Erik has a sweet story about a sweet boy from his past and Piers has a sour taste in his mouth from all this dumb news going around.

In which Erik flogs the few remaining scraps of dead horse "Pick The Fake Fic", and Piers brings the Star Wars cantina band into all your social gatherings.

In which Piers easily makes friends with a shark named Scrambles, and Erik easily makes wild, friendship-battering accusations.

In which Erik squashes some powerful beefs with the powerful Shane "Beuf" McLean, while Piers squashes some truly skunky smells.

In which Piers plays some voicemails that don't belong to him, and Erik cobbles together a bunch of different shit that doesn't belong to him either.

In which Erik really socks it to the big guy upstairs, and Piers devises another brilliant solution to the scourge of pirates circling our proud nation.