In which Erik has the brilliant idea to just make a show that's already successful, while Piers delivers those classic word-a-day calendars straight to your earholes.

In which both of our boys outsource their pitches to others; Piers to other podcasters and Erik to the fine fanfiction authors of America.

In which Erik ventures into the forbidden section of the Vancouver Public Library for the diary of a madman, and Piers ventures into the pervert section of the library for a light chat with some creeps.

In which Piers giddily reads out his most heartfelt wishes and Erik SPOOKILY reads out a list of classic Halloween ghoulies and ghosties, I guess. That one's all in the title, really.

In which Erik reveals the 12 mundane stories that make up any truth, and Piers watches TV in a desperate race to stop a criminal who has already been caught.

In which Erik wants to kill humanity because he doesn't like them, and Piers wants to kill Piers to make people like him.

In which Piers explores one of PvPLands Top 10 most (probably) haunted locales, and Erik brings back a confusing argument that he doesn't understand.

In which Erik makes the grandest list the animal kingdom has ever seen, and Piers guides Erik through the difficult work of a deep woods forest fire ranger.

In which Piers finally gets his Mario Brothers just the way he likes them, while Erik installs himself in an artificial reality.

In which Erik continues his lifelong passion for albums he listened to earlier today, and Piers wants to put the human race out of a job.