In which Piers the first episode of every TV show strictly to task, and Erik takes the stress out of daylight savings time.

In which Erik tells a tale of dragon-balls and monkey queens, Piers relieves himself of a terrible idea, and surprise guest SASKIA WERNER really phones in an idea.

In which Piers builds up a mystery around whatever the heck it is he's building, and Erik breaks down exactly how we're going to spend the fat stacks of cash we have lying in piles around our public library sound studio.

In which Piers hunts the most beautiful game of all, and Erik dusts off the ol' "How to Podcast" manual.

In which Erik does more than just talk about fixing people's manners, and Piers suffers another serious brain injury.

In which Piers inspires people to modify their bodies into twisted new alien forms, and Erik inspires people to act like human beings on the freaking bus.

In which Piers saves the world with free rubdowns for Rottweilers, and Erik saves the game of chess from obscurity.

In which Erik brings back the least terrible of his "fan favourites", and Piers finds a solution to the flat-earth question.

In which Piers tasks Erik with murdering history's greatest monster, and Erik saddles Piers with some crap television.

In which Erik proposes a rotating festival for everyone's favourite meats-treats, while Piers pitches a stationary new way for hip sexy young people to meet.