In which both Piers and Erik provide very helpful, but very different, brands of community services.

In which Piers pitches a TV podcast with the odds of betrayal at 50/50, while Erik lays down the greatest bet a gambler can make: our immortal souls.

In which both Piers and Erik are interested in the feeding of certain bodily fluids to certain individuals.

In which Erik fails to embrace the dual nature of our cultural heritage, and Piers fails to impress Erik with his knowledge of Erik's favourite bands.

In which Erik explores his deep-rooted love of experimental art by embracing the opposite of his instincts, and Piers brings the Super Bowls of the future to the sports fans of today.

In which Piers pitches a big uncomfortable question we have no way of resolving, and Erik pitches a big uncomfortable challenge we lack the resolve to complete.

In which Erik would rather make disgusting sounds with our bodies than talk to his best friend, and Piers takes a familiar suggestion from a fan on the internet.

In which Piers introduces a deadly game of human beings trying not to kill each other (but they probably will), and Erik continues his long-standing vendetta against Canadian-American super-star Will Arnett.

In which Erik tries to get the sincere apology he thinks he deserves for some reason, and Piers restores a sense of dignity to the ancient art of Sumo.

In which Piers puts a fresh coat of paint on one of the oldest grifts in the book, and Erik puts Larry David on trial for his many missteps.