526 Find The Faux Fic 4 / I've Got The Coffee, You've Got The Cream / Pick The Factual Fic

In which Piers presents his fabulous fantastical fan-fiction, special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO pitches a variation on a classic boys-boarding-school hazing ritual, and Erik hunts for legitimate fan fiction. Thanks to https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ for the use of the sound of 50 balloons falling down the stairs!