PVP EXTRA - The Audio Journals of J Wilde Krokodillington #1

What's all this then?! A break from our regularly scheduled arguing? Ladies and gentlemen: This. Is. Un. Heard. Of. But we assure you, there is good reason. Please - let us explain. As you all know, our explorations (mostly Erik's) into the occult section of the former Vancouver Public Library are ongoing. Mostly it's just a bunch of dumb books about dark magic and dead hands holding candles and fetuses in jars and other dumb goth nonsense but - once in awhile - there is a diamond in the rough. We have stumbled upon a cache of vanished oil-rig magnate J. Wilde Krokodillington's personal audio diaries. What they were doing in a library in Vancouver, so far from his immense oil-rig mansion, we don't know. All we know is that we - Piers and Erik - may have the first and only clues to his mysterious disappearance. Who knew we would end up stealing the library holding all his secrets? Ahhhh, but life is funny. Without further ado: we present the FIRST - probably thrilling, we don't know, we haven't listened yet - instalment of a dead man's private audiotapes that he tried to hide. Bon appetit!