In which Erik comes to the heavy realization that the president might be a wee bit of a racist, and Piers spends a lazy afternoon just watching the clouds.

In which Piers plans the perfect assassination for whatever president you feel like taking out, and Erik plans the perfect day at a waterpark with whatever president you feel like taking out.

In which Piers tries to figure out what exactly Nu-Metal is anyway, and Erik wonders what the heck happened to old metal.

In which Erik is a big sleepy boy, and Piers finally achieves the ULTIMATE in best-friends status updates.

In which Erik's picks the perfect sword to take on his brother - a master fencer - and Piers picks a fight with the world's greatest detective.

In which Piers shares the fascinatingly deep thoughts of long-time listener CHOLE, and Erik allegedly has deep thoughts to share of his own.

In which Piers makes a heartfelt argument for the assassination of Daffy Duck, and Erik decides he likes ducks now.

In which Erik has a nasty encounter in the bathroom, and Piers fixes the problem with his easy-install urinals.

In which Piers and Erik both somehow have podcasts to pitch about HBO's "The Wire".

In which Piers transforms Erik into an exciting new lifeform that probably has a purpose, and Erik decides he'd rather be a different sort of creature.