In which Erik details his love of the craft for aspiring sound artisans, and Piers' ongoing obsession with Seinfeld yields disturbing new-old information.

In which Piers writes even more of his fabulous fabulist fan fiction, and Erik showers you... with rules!

In which Piers vehemently defends the ultimate TLC mega-jam "Waterfalls", and Erik plays against type when he takes a side.

In which Piers and Erik try to quietly hurry through a couple of podcast pitches before they get noticed by any of the library's many devious and magickal witches.

In which Piers gives Erik the record of his legacy that he has earned through a life full of sin, just as Erik takes on a more illustrious career.

In which Piers gets Erik to high-five him live on air yet again, and Erik explains the minutia of mix-tape subculture.

In which we Schrodingers cat is removed from the box (it was dead,) and replaced with a VHS copy of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

In which Piers embarks on a quixotic quest to destroy all wasps, while Erik launches his equally quixotic quest to justify their existence.

In which Piers and Erik weasel out of doing a new episode today with a very special collection of the finest episodes of ONE TRACK MIND.

In which Erik discusses the proper ways to keep essential liquids inside of your body (an essential liquids holder), and special guest ALEX BERGMAN closes off a thrilling week on PVP with some low-stakes chit-chat.