In which Erik finally tackles his deep-seated and ill-placed rage, Piers finally owns up to some of his many bad moves, and special guest JEFF GROUT finally comes out to the oil rig to share some of his deepest and specialist thoughts.

In which Erik has IQ tests legally labelled as 'retarded,' and Piers proves his intelligence with the funniest gags of all time.

In which Piers ignores a passionate plea by Erik to not be contradicted, and Erik ignores Piers' passionate plea for people to please just think of the billionaire's feelings for once.

In which Piers figures out how many days there are in months as part of his ongoing quest to understand time, and Erik needs to cool off.

In which Erik remembers that Piers has a bunch of great ideas, and Piers remembers that the sentient AI he built has a bunch of really stupid and awful ideas.

In which Erik explains the US electoral college to a (as usual) befuddled Piers, and Piers responds to an unexpected interloper in the booth.

In which Erik compares two people's memories of the best movies of all time, and Piers gives John Cassavete's "Faces" an unusual amount of attention for some reason.

In which Erik tries way, way, way too hard to make up for his tiny, unintentional mistakes, and Piers takes amateur gambling to an INSANE level.

In which Erik raises the stakes by raising his voice, and Piers raises the stakes by bringing something other than a Cornetto ice-cream cone into the sound booth.

In which Erik makes it clear once and for all that he does not enjoy good clean summer fun, and Piers reiterates that good clean summer fun is actually a positive.