In which Erik gives you mere moments to form an extreme opinion, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL says some things he can't take back, and Piers takes sucking to a professional level.

In which Erik reignites his passion for reality TV, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL lays down his 100% guaranteed social media strategies, and Piers shaves a special part of Erik.

In which Piers lays out the best things about Eriks, and Erik lays out the best things about himself.

In which Erik describes - YET AGAIN - his complicated reading habits, and Piers goes out of his way NOT to humiliate Erik for his reading habits.

In which Erik takes his nomination for Vice President with a grain of sass, special guest CHRISTINE BORTOLIN hacks up a lozenge, and Piers tells us all what Erik would do in a tight spot.

In which Piers returns with another fresh dollop of faux fiction, Erik pitches a shockingly monstrous podcast, and special guest CHRISTINE BORTOLIN drops by with some spare cash to throw around.

In which Piers saves vicious YouTube sociopath Logan Paul from his own lack of self-awareness or empathy, and Erik designs the finest prank anyone has ever known.

In which Piers opens another hot, steaming sack of questions addressed to people who are not him, and Erik gets really into hentai with his grandfather.

In which Piers accidentally traps our dynamic duo in a magical void for the duration of the episode, and Erik makes the best of the void by discussing pizza mascots. (SEND HELP)

In which Piers has some constructive criticism for nature, and Erik has some thoughts on those thoughts.