In which Erik tries to get Piers to be less than kind, and Piers reiterates that he is a nice boy who wants nothing more than to infect his best friend Erik with happiness.

In which Piers breaks down Erik's incredible, inimitable, 100% patented speed-editing process, and Erik exposes Piers' most controversial statements of all time to his patented vindication process.

In which Erik decides that the Catholic church aren't a bunch of flippin' weirdos, and Piers brings non-divine spellcasters back into the Catholic fold.

In which Piers builds up a backstory for all you lonely guys with real dolls out there, and Erik defends all the people out there who want to marry video games.

In which both Piers and Erik have anecdotes about anecdotes, and both are line-related. Can they come up with a podcast about lines that is good, or even mediocre? Listen to find out!

In which Piers challenges Erik to be a man and fight a child in the mega dome, and Erik tries to arrange a fight he can actually win.

In which Erik really gives Piers shit for being a overbooked scatterbrain, and Piers politely suggests that Erik perhaps it is the system that is broken, not him.

In which Erik proudly remembers the greatest of his great recurring pitch, "Pick the Fake Fic."

In which Piers rips mad bowls of dank chronic with Erik's bubba, and Erik searches for a third team member to take all of our collective ill will.

In which Piers and Erik both advise you to just skip this episode, it's kind of a crapshoot this week. But if you're going to ignore that advice and listen anyway, Piers brings in more of his spicy hot stranger mail, and Erik ponders a question for the digital age.