In which Piers is a little too excited and needs to take it down a notch or two, and Erik is anxious to expose some truth and shame the liars.

In which Piers asks a question that really gets almost too real, and Erik continues his series of podcasts that teach you how to use things you learned to use a child.

In which Erik doesn't understand that you can actually huff glue to get high, and Piers doesn't understand that not everyone in the Craigslist personals is actually looking for love.

In which Piers proposes a simple solution to racism, Erik proposes a simple solution to communicating with gorillas, and special guest SHANE MCLEAN suggests watching the hit film "Cool Runnings" in an original way.

In which Piers shows off his best friend to his "best friend," Erik shows off his ability to slightly change somebody else's idea, and special guest SHANE MCLEAN stays on the oil rig to save the world from casual fires.

In which Erik gets help lying his way past relationships, Piers has an unusually specific concept of manhood, and very special guest SHANE MCLEAN drifts into PodcastVSPodcastLand with some Tiki-bar blackmail.

In which Erik pretends like he actually knows something about doing an exercise or a skip rope or whatever, and Piers unloads some extra-hard truths that - sorry-not-sorry - somebody had to say.

In which Erik catalogues the myriad failings of his own generation, and Piers reveals his deep-seated fear of ancient Polynesian gods. Some apologies must be made: we angered said Polynesian gods with this episode, and in response they have cursed us with sound issues.

In which local dullard Piers spends his dumb money on some dumb stuff, while that big idiot Erik wonders exactly what sorts of dumb things Piers might spend money on.

In which Erik mixes up a show about making all the choicest and most potent brews, Piers remembers a time that he doesn't really remember, and we both forget to celebrate our 400th episode of this nonsense.