In which Erik solves a listener's dilemma by doing no research but bringing it up anyway, while Piers tries to get everyone into the genital-free lifestyle.

In which Piers gives Erik the amateur therapy he so badly needs, and Erik grills Piers once again about a podcast he's still never listened to.

In which Erik pinpoints exactly how everyone knows that you're weak (and you ARE,)while Piers shares the beauty secrets of two extremely average looking men.

In which Erik decides to recreate his previous success with sounding critical but saying absolutely nothing, and Piers won't stop shoving things in his big fat mouth.

In which Piers lives out his fantasy of turning bad encounters into neutral ones, and Erik lives out his fantasy of the perfect continuous 10 hour podcast.

In which Piers babbles bubbly smalltalk with your boring barber on your behalf, and Erik talks about wet noodles in gravy.

In which Erik finally creates a crime-fighting detective team that can cover the overworld as well as the underworld, while Piers spices up a classic word game with a fancy adjective.

In which Piers forces bad habits on Erik so he can become stronger by quitting them, and Erik creates a real useful study guide for... y'know, subjects and stuff.

In which Piers endures Erik's "helpful discussion" of "important" and "pressing" tech issues, while Erik is challenged to stop Piers from shoving meat down his craw.

In which Piers begins to wonder exactly what the heck is wrong with us, and Erik wonders what the heck is going on in the exciting world of agriculture.