In which Erik reveals he knows as little about X-Rays as he does about fun, and Piers reveals he has a deep-seated obsession with planning for faux pas that he can never, ever undo.

In which Piers helps (sabotages) all the great (Garbage) podcasts out there so they can get off the ground (plummet into the sun,) and Erik creates his very own demon-hunting task force (DEMON SQUAD.)

In which Erik goes from tired to inspired with truly magnificient nutrition advice from Piers, and Piers turns your bland old ant-farm into a grand old ant-farm using the power of myth.

In which Erik takes a cue from his younger brother, and Piers takes Erik into a gastronomical nightmare.

In which Erik takes Piers for an unexpected and ridiculous ride, Piers is less embarrassed than he should be, and two fantastic podcast ideas are pitched then immediately discarded.

In which Piers straps Erik into a homemade polygraph device, Erik finds hot deals in case you're strapped for cash, and you the audience strap in for the wildest night of your lives.

In which Piers finally gets the chance to talk about what he'd do if he was God, and Erik pitches one long excuse for a pun.

In which Erik foolishly gives Piers carte blanche to talk about the talents of Peter Falk, and Piers gives all those #1 Dad's out there the chance to put their children's lives where their mouth is.

In which Erik turns sexy ASMR in on itself until it's so unsexy it's sexy, while Piers turns raw rage into a conduit for raw inspiration.

In which Erik helps a "lucky" student "improve" their grades with a little "secret tutoring," while Piers shares his deepest thoughts, and his shower, with his "best friend."