In which Erik turns two of everyone's favourite things into a sick parlour game, and Piers checks a few humans out of the library for an off the cuff chit-chat.

In which Erik rededicates himself to the fine art of getting regular hair cuts, and Piers creates a podcast-monopoly on a very specific board game that will go unnamed at this time.

In which Erik performs an exhaustive comparison of "Dr. Who" to "Who's The Boss", while Piers performs an exhausting comparison of the same.

In which Erik makes a silk purse out of a sow's ear, while Piers takes the indefensible position that chocolate cake is a steaming tire-fire of a dessert.

In which Erik's vast well of knowledge about one of his favourite video games finally bears fruit, while Piers' shameful relative ignorance about the same game yields up a poison apple of an idea.

In which Piers catches everyone up on the news of the day if the day in question was several months ago, special guest WILL MASSON banks on the popularity of religion extending to podcasts, and Erik challenges you to find his fan-fiction breaking point...or DIE.

In which Piers takes you on the deadliest camping trips that other men are too weak to face, special guest/castaway WILL MASSON brings his fur-babies direct to your ears, and Erik gets administrative about his body.

In which Erik throws down with his choicest pogs (and slammers,) Piers starts a small-scale Hunger Games in his storage unit, and special guest actor WILL MASSON brings the sounds of mastication to your favourite podcast station.

In which Erik helps all those depressive types out there spiral further into despair, and Piers hunts for cats as RAW as we are. To said depressives, here are some of today's talking points that may help to pull you out of your death spiral: excitement, rollerblades, depression, animal eye transplants, cats, 360 Christ Airs, syndicated newspaper comics, CATS (the musical,) brief intros, winking, human girls in bikinis, milk jugs of urine, brevity, fishermen, and friendship.

In which Piers comes up with all the fanciest, dankest, and 100% satisfying sex moves the world didn't know it was missing, and Erik starts an alarming dialogue about rice. A splendid episode if you're feeling under the weather and can only find succour in topics such as: Gorilla kidnappings, hyper-missionary position, the concept of forever, rice pilaf, Jesus' gift of death, the visual delight of two penises pushing up against each other, sex styles, minute or 5 hour rice, drunk sign language, and friendship.