In which Erik revives a language that should never have existed in the first place, and Piers comes up with an adorable pocket-sized spell book full of slow-burn hexes.

In which Piers gets lost in his grown-adult fantasy of the perfect agrarian community, and Erik gets lost in the surprisingly empty world of Archie-centric fan-fiction.

In which Erik restores the world to a perfectly balanced state of gender neutrality through the magic of words, and Piers gets lost in the "Groundhog Day" vortex that is Stardew Valley.

In which Erik presents the 32nd iteration of a game that has already died on its feet 32 times, and Piers brings you into his bedroom for a different type of voyeurism than you'd expect.

In which Piers' cleans up those commonly mispronounced words we all stumble around, and Erik literally has trouble getting into his own pitch.

In which Erik gets down on the side of all the workbugs out there just trying their hardest to give a fellow workbug a tip, and Piers tells those tip-hungry workbugs what time it is: time to EARN.

In which Erik finds a niche market in people who have absolutely too much money, and Piers foolishly gives Erik the agency to title his Piers' pitch for him.

In which Piers raps about the most radical of hollow cylinders, and Erik hearkens for a quieter time when pipettes were plain and ordinary.

In which Erik asks the timeless and insightful question of "Who is your favourite cartoon character" like it actually matters, and Piers tries to understand the silly little fears that everyone else in the world has.

In which Piers presents the film scores that don't get the high scores they deserve, and Erik realizes that you can use as much of your brain as you put your mind to.