In which Piers' podcast takes you on a subterranean, drifter-themed tour of all your favourite theme parks, and Erik champions both art and the art of making lists by ranking forms of art against each other Mortal Kombat tournament style. A wonderful episode to listen to if you're interested in Flinstones-centric Canadian theme parks, rude things being said about burlesque and crochet, hiding from cops, the works of Hanna-Barbera, unconventionally attractive nudists, tournament brackets, and the exact math of planning out a show schedule.

In which Erik starts the long journey from tiny oil-rig based micro-nation with no athletes at the Olympics to tiny oil-rig based micro-nation with at least one athlete at the Olympics, while Piers uses nudity to break down all the barriers that celebrity builds between the perfect celebrity power-couple: Iced-T and Coco. It's hard to believe that with all the shark-infested waters, free-roaming crocodiles, rampant blood magic, and other beautiful hazards, PvPLand has yet to produce a single Olympic athlete. The sheer will to survive amongst our many charming hazards should have produced nothing but amazing athletes, but instead we mostly have corpses. On the other side of the coin, Piers just wants to get celebrity couples naked and chatting. Nothing fancy. A good episode for those wishing to learn more about Ice T, swimming with sharks, trials by fire, ideas for podcasts, celebrities without podcasts, true love, and the Olympics I guess.

In which Piers creates a very real world of genuine fear situations for one Mr. Erik Jovanovic, and Erik creates an extremely specific format way of making some mad stacks of fat greenbacks. Is blood-wizard Erik's idea so specific that some would call it unusable? 50% of PvPLand residents say yes! But oh well, it's still one hell of a pitch until - all of a sudden - it isn't anymore. Area crystal-gem wizard Piers' presents a hot take on a subject he knows well: cowardice. He is a well of fear, and today he shares it with you. A wonderful episode for people looking to hear about tostinos/totinos,trucks attacking fruit stands, hot new YouTube channel Evan's World, a bedroom full of bees, and never being afraid to hold a strangers hand.

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In which Erik challenges Piers to watch him eat vegetarian food and have an opinion on it for some reason, and Piers challenges the Cake Boss (or a talented cake underboss) to create the world's most flavourful cakes BEFORE we change our minds about wanting them. Listen to today's episode for further discussion of Podcastvspodcastland's place on the map, the proper dipping sauces for a 20 piece order of chicken fingies, Erik's many brothers, a quick shoutout to Chad, the sensational YouTube channel "Evan's World," and oh-so-much more.

In which Erik doesn't get Piers a gift, and Piers doesn't let Erik off the hook for not getting him a present. Ever the optimist, Piers keeps the spirit of the holiday season alive with a very nice (but all-year-appropriate)examination of the nature of gift giving, while Erik suddenly remembers a toy he had as a child and whips up a podcast based on the idea that yes, we had toys as children. The perfect episode for anybody who wonders about what it means to be gracious, what your gift says about your relationship with the giftee, the proper use of the bonus pockets on a high-end pair of mens cargo shorts, Batman's fencing skills, or the ultimate in sweat-pant technology.

In which Piers tells you all exactly what sort of gifts you were meant to get for the baby Jesus (NOT pizza), Erik insults the baby Jesus by giving him nothing more than stale pizza and a terrible pitch, and everyone celebrates the miracle of Epiphany together as one family united under the banner of the storm-lord Christ.

What's all this then?! A break from our regularly scheduled arguing? Ladies and gentlemen: This. Is. Un. Heard. Of. But we assure you, there is good reason. Please - let us explain. As you all know, our explorations (mostly Erik's) into the occult section of the former Vancouver Public Library are ongoing. Mostly it's just a bunch of dumb books about dark magic and dead hands holding candles and fetuses in jars and other dumb goth nonsense but - once in awhile - there is a diamond in the rough. We have stumbled upon a cache of vanished oil-rig magnate J. Wilde Krokodillington's personal audio diaries. What they were doing in a library in Vancouver, so far from his immense oil-rig mansion, we don't know. All we know is that we - Piers and Erik - may have the first and only clues to his mysterious disappearance. Who knew we would end up stealing the library holding all his secrets? Ahhhh, but life is funny. Without further ado: we present the FIRST - probably thrilling, we don't know, we haven't listened yet - instalment of a dead man's private audiotapes that he tried to hide. Bon appetit!

In which Erik pulls out the least interesting "confessions" some manner of shame-faced internet bear has to offer, while Piers asks Erik (very nicely) to kick up his feet, torch a yule log, and relax by the fire. BONUS: Stay tuned after the outro for an extra two minutes of Yule Log background and light music as a special gift to you - our precious fans.

In which Piers resurrects the Grateful Dead for one more hot Christmas track on the road to Three Kings Day (January 6th, also known as Epiphany), and Erik outlines some of the most awkward encounters of his ongoing life.